WORD at the mill is that a certain young lad who is popularly known for trying to build an empire out of bazlama inspired grub, smothered in the bi-product of coagulated milk, is eye-balls deep in crippling debt but in denial about the state of his affairs. He is said to be so out of touch with reality he is taking drastic measures to prove he is not almost destitute. Tittle-tattlers have it that he recently began courting a blonde bombshell from the Eastern bloc, who is only known to entertain the ridiculously wealthy. This lass has previously been tied to an alderman charged with steering a company that deals with metastable allotrope of carbon and another who has a penchant for chemically treating hair. The latter is also said to have spent a hefty amount on her so that she could have her décolletage surgically augmented. The lad is said to have gone as far as purchasing a new automobile, after totalling his last one, just to make his ruse more convincing, while the tariffs on the lodgings are in arrears. Evidently, no-one is buying this ruse he is elaborately trying to stage; it would be in his best interest to stop faking and face reality before he reaches the point of no return and is forced to fake his own death to get out of the debt.
IN recent weeks, people have seen various individuals use the media to take shots at each other, which has proved to be the best way to get attention. However a certain outspoken youth forerunner has decided to use it as an opportunity to alert any interested lasses that he has a vacancy for a missus, should they be interested in the post. At first it seemed bizarre that he seemed so specific about his eligibility, which is until the rumour began theorising, and concluded that it can only be a signal to the interested parties out there. One can only hope that someone fills that vacancy soon, these winter nights are long, cold and lonely at times.
IT seems that certain individuals are only brave when they are hiding behind the keys of a computer, but cannot deal with the consequences of their actions in real life. A certain yellow journalist has proved to be one such individual by seemingly going into hiding. After publishing more slanderous and fictitious stories, the fellow is said to have gone into hiding and no-one can find him. Naturally, this means that his day of reckoning in the legal system is eons away because no-one can trace him down, all the while he spends his days defaming people on social media.
But who is to say, this is all just tittle-tattle from the grapevine…
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